So don’t get me wrong, I exercise and I know it’s important, but what’s with all of the cheery exercise people on those fitness DVDs? It drives me crazy. Lead the exercise, just don’t be so darn happy about it. You know we don’t want to do it. You are being paid to lead it.
I could make a lot of money (I think) by creating a new series of workouts, the CRANKY Workouts. No cheery leaders. They’ll say things like: “I know you hate this but TOO BAD COUCH POTATOES, GET MOVING.” They won’t say things like “Exercise brightens your mood and makes your whole day better…blah blah blah.” They won’t look like swizzle sticks either, they’ll look like real people who eat cupcakes now and then. They also won’t tell you things like: “Cupcakes are the root of all evil! If you eat one, the earth will stop spinning on its axis!”
Until the cranky workouts are ready, the library has good DVDs for working out in the privacy of your home. Yes, there is a bit of cheeriness, but they are still worthwhile. Leslie Sansone, fitness guru says: “After a workout, you never say ‘I am sorry I did that.’ You are always glad that you did.” OK Leslie, even though you are wayyyyy too chipper, you have a good point.
To find exercise DVDs:
- Go to Find Movies
- Enter fitness
-Anne R., CADL Reference Librarian
























